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Patch Tuesday Survivor, It's Always DNS and SOC It To 'Em tees, plus the On Call & Unbothered hoodie, KEV Workflow desk mat and six-design sticker sheet. Explore the mascot gear below, including our embroidered dad hat, mug and individual stickers.
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SockAnalyst Logo Tee
$22.99
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Patch Tuesday Survivor Tee
$22.99
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It's Always DNS Tee
$22.99
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SOC It To 'Em Tee
$22.99
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Embroidered Dad Hat
$27.99
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11oz Mug
$14.99
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Bumper Sticker
$6.99
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Laptop Sticker
$4.99
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On Call & Unbothered Hoodie
Black Gildan 18500 hoodie with our mascot and the On Call & Unbothered slogan. Sizes S–5XL; larger sizes cost more.
From $43.99
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KEV Workflow Desk Mat
12 × 18 in black desk mat with our mascot and an evergreen KEV / TRIAGE / PATCH / VERIFY design.
$21.99
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Mascot & Slogans Sticker Sheet
One 5.83 × 8.27 in sheet with six individually usable kiss-cut stickers: the mascot plus five slogans. One sheet, not a multi-sheet bundle.
$10.99
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More SOC slogan tees

Patch. Hunt. Repeat. Tee
Black Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee with our mascot and “Patch. Hunt. Repeat.”. Sizes XS–5XL; the same price in every size.
$22.99
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Zero Trust. All Socks. Tee
Black Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee with our mascot and “Zero Trust. All Socks.”. Sizes XS–5XL; the same price in every size.
$22.99
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Powered by Caffeine & CVEs Tee
Black Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee with our mascot and “Powered by Caffeine & CVEs”. Sizes XS–5XL; the same price in every size.
$22.99
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KEV Made Me Do It Tee
Black Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee with our mascot and “KEV Made Me Do It”. Sizes XS–5XL; the same price in every size.
$22.99
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On Call & Unbothered Tee
Black Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee with our mascot and “On Call & Unbothered”. Sizes XS–5XL; the same price in every size.
$22.99
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